i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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