Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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