Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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