I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
