Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
