Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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