piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
The air taste purple.
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