No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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