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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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