At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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