Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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