Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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