Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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