Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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