I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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