East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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