Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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