goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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