A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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