drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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