Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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