Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
