You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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