that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Rumble strips road head = magical
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
