am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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