You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
And then he peed in my hair
Randomize
