is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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