I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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