508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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