he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
