She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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