I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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