do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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