My hand turned me down
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
this hospital has no fireball
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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