Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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