i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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