Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Randomize
