So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Randomize
