Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Randomize