I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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