508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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