Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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