just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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