I will die if light touches me.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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