you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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