I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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