I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
wow bdsm is so cute
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