just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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