That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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