Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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