I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
