You're completely useless in the revolution.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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