Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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