I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
My life is pants optional.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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