living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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