Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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