He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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