It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I wear drunk well.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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