Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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