i was rollin on her like bob the builder
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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