PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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