hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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