the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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